Stalker!

I brought goldfish home from the store the other day. It's such an obvious impulse buy.

Who doesn't go to the store for milk and come home with new life forms?

I'll be honest. I have too many things to keep alive as it is. But, I figured, eh ... fish. They're EASY. They were like, the ONE pet my mom didn't freak out about when I came dragging them home, as a kid.

Fish require very little. You clean out their home once a week, feed them once a day. EASY. Unless you forget you have their natural predator living in your house too. oops.

*sigh*

He eyeballs those things like they are the one last meal he would request on death row. So now, anytime I'm not there to supervise the fish, I have to move them to another room.

I have to babysit those fish.

My impulses MUST be reigned in.